madrussian
Member
Brief FAQ
Why are you selling all of this stuff?
I'm more indecisive than a female at a TJ Maxx, therefore I bought a truck, then bought mods, then didn't follow through with half of them, and then traded the truck in and have all of this from that endeavor.
Are you really Russian?
Yes, I am. The cold war was a *****.
What form of payment do you accept?
I accept Paypal, Cash, Government Bonds, Vehicles, and Gold Bullion.
But what about a night with my wife or my first born?
Sorry, but I can't get a special night with my wife, why would I want yours, and child labor laws prohibit me from accepting kids.
How do I know I can trust you?
How can you afford not to with these awesome parts and deals? I also have a great credit score, my eBay feedback is over 1600, and I once saved a kitten from a tree.
You want to much for this crap.
Morton's Salt is hiring, go apply there. I'm open to offers if they're reasonable.
Can you hold something for me? My best friend's cousin's dogs groomer owes me a 10 spot and will hook me up once he gets paid on Tuesday.
Sorry, but millions of hardworking Americans aren't allowed to postpone paying taxes, so why can you postpone paying me? It's first come, first serve.
Will buying these parts make my truck sweeter?
Is the pope catholic? Does a shoe smell? Not only will they make your truck sweeter, women, your wife included, will remove clothing garments and solicit you on a repeated basis, so use caution when purchasing if your testosterone levels are low.
How do I reach you?
Singing telegram, carrier pigeon, snapchat or you can PM me on here or email me: [email protected]
THE GOODS:
Truxedo Stake Pocket Covers - $15 Shipped
- Set of 3
Why are you selling all of this stuff?
I'm more indecisive than a female at a TJ Maxx, therefore I bought a truck, then bought mods, then didn't follow through with half of them, and then traded the truck in and have all of this from that endeavor.
Are you really Russian?
Yes, I am. The cold war was a *****.
What form of payment do you accept?
I accept Paypal, Cash, Government Bonds, Vehicles, and Gold Bullion.
But what about a night with my wife or my first born?
Sorry, but I can't get a special night with my wife, why would I want yours, and child labor laws prohibit me from accepting kids.
How do I know I can trust you?
How can you afford not to with these awesome parts and deals? I also have a great credit score, my eBay feedback is over 1600, and I once saved a kitten from a tree.
You want to much for this crap.
Morton's Salt is hiring, go apply there. I'm open to offers if they're reasonable.
Can you hold something for me? My best friend's cousin's dogs groomer owes me a 10 spot and will hook me up once he gets paid on Tuesday.
Sorry, but millions of hardworking Americans aren't allowed to postpone paying taxes, so why can you postpone paying me? It's first come, first serve.
Will buying these parts make my truck sweeter?
Is the pope catholic? Does a shoe smell? Not only will they make your truck sweeter, women, your wife included, will remove clothing garments and solicit you on a repeated basis, so use caution when purchasing if your testosterone levels are low.
How do I reach you?
Singing telegram, carrier pigeon, snapchat or you can PM me on here or email me: [email protected]
THE GOODS:
Truxedo Stake Pocket Covers - $15 Shipped
- Set of 3
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