Don't have sex on the fold flat floor

Bird · Jun 22, 2015

Selcher said:
"Don't have sex on the fold flat floor" and right under it???

"Wet under my seats?"

I LOL'd

Nice catch! I had to save it.

http://puu.sh/iyhgL/ad11a1f7fe.png

TRXHemi · Jun 22, 2015

I saw that too!! I was going to ask if these two threads were related??? LMAO

EagleChief · Jun 22, 2015

MADDOG said:
Maybe Ram should post a load rating, eh?

Either that or stiffen up the structure.

Sounds like something got stiff... :roflsquared:

CMil527 · Jun 25, 2015

geez get a room guys!

Pull Ya · Jun 25, 2015

If you broke the floor having sex, it's a good thing your wife/girlfriend wasn't with you, they might have got hurt-----just say'n!!!!! :naughty:

Jay

Navarabr · Jun 25, 2015

Should be a dodge recall lol

Arctic-Rodz · Jun 29, 2015

RAM has a patent pending for fold flat back seat. A stow and go type of system for the back seat of RAM truck crew cabs they are thinking of using for the next gen.

read this title and immediately thought of it!

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv224/frankrod84/2014 RAM 2500/20150521_101949_zpshyxyxyat.jpg

NUTT00 · Jun 30, 2015

Don't have sex on the fold flat floor
It will break and is not easy to replace. It simply can't handle the load

First thought was, IT can't handle the load, or She can't handle the load

DocHoliday · Jul 1, 2015

I think what we are missing here is you cant count sex with yourself - and it must be with a partner, again, not part of you that you named. Hence, I just took my false floor out and got an air mattress for the truck bed. I am selling the false floors if anyone busted theirs and is interested !

xrsman · Jul 1, 2015

jmgak47 said:
Passengers seat works well. Seats do show umm stuff if your not careful.

I can vouch for this ^ lmao!!

That being said it works great, but you're easily seen..don't ask how I know lol

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BassDaggett · Jun 21, 2017

Clarifying Question(s)

When you state 'It simply can't handle the load', which 'load' are your referring to? :roflsquared:

Casper · Jun 21, 2017

MADDOG said:
Maybe Ram should post a load rating, eh?

Either that or stiffen up the structure.

Or maybe just a warning sticker--I can just imagine what that red circle and cross hatch would cover :naughty:

ExpressRules · Jun 21, 2017

MADDOG said:
Maybe Ram should post a load rating, eh?

Either that or stiffen up the structure.

Shouldn't it already be stiff???

Codydoss · Jul 10, 2017

This just gave me a good laugh [emoji23]. Thanks for the heads up!

hiram23clarke · Jul 10, 2017

Just be careful going fast, an missing the hole might just get stuck in between the crack.

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Ravjay12 · Jul 10, 2017

Ha ha! Geez, fellas!

Ndziy · Jul 11, 2017

this thread was gold. but i've been back there a million times and nothing ever broke... except when i slipped out and slammed into the cup holder

mdifilippo · Jul 11, 2017

Haha this is the greatest thread on here.

zogg · Jul 15, 2017

pictures....we need pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrispyBacon · Jul 15, 2017

Seriously, what's the weight rating? I have a 120lb St. Bernard. Will he cause any damage if I let him use the fold-flat floor?

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