Don't have sex on the fold flat floor

patchelect · Jul 26, 2017

CrispyBacon said:
Seriously, what's the weight rating? I have a 120lb St. Bernard. Will he cause any damage if I let him use the fold-flat floor?

Only if you are having sex with him! :roflsquared:

Sandbox · Jul 27, 2017

zogg said:
pictures....we need pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we don't.

808ram1500 · Jul 27, 2017

Back in high school during the 90's front drivers seat, chick on top with leg out the window of an 84 Nissan sentra hatchback worked for me. Having a truck this big now makes doing such a thing, butter.
Though nowadays I'm a homeowner, married with kids with a wife that's always tired with a headache. Hahahaha!

blue_bandit · Jul 31, 2017

This thread is fantastic, I would like to say that I highly recommend Covercraft seat covers... Machine washable!

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averageguy · Aug 8, 2017

This never would have happened if you had a catch can.

SYKRAMMAN · Aug 8, 2017

Too f**kin funny, yeah I remember the early 90's my first car was an 87 escort, back seats down, hatch back open n legs hanging out.

BlkZrx · Aug 8, 2017

1967, Mom's '63 Rambler with fold flat seats at the drive-in. 'Nuff said..

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CrispyBacon · Aug 8, 2017

BlkZrx said:
1967, Mom's '63 Rambler with fold flat seats at the drive-in. 'Nuff said..

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Yeah, your mom's rambler was great.

RamRGud · Oct 30, 2017

Well there goes my inflatable matters on the fold flat floor for camping idea.lol

hunterco · Nov 5, 2017

I thought the load rating was something like 450lbs. I know I checked when I bought my first ram because I had to put my son's wheelchair back there. I just remember it being way more than the 75llb wheelchair. Just fold up the 40 seat, put her up on the 60 side and open the back window.

Wahrsuul · Nov 6, 2017

Bird said:
Accidents in back seats cause children, children in back seats cause accidents.

I've always told my kids: "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people."

sandawilliams · Nov 6, 2017

moledodge said:
It will break and is not easy to replace. It simply can't handle the load. Not that I know from experience or anything.

That's gotta be hell on Knees.

Hemipower392 · Nov 6, 2017

If you have the middle seat up front flip it down that works great, as long as you can keep the seat belt from going up her ass. Although some may be into that

15bigblue · Nov 8, 2017

Seems like this handy little tool would fix all of the problems.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EKT08U...t=&hvlocphy=9003474&hvtargid=pla-309169612241

sandawilliams · Nov 9, 2017

15bigblue said:
Seems like this handy little tool would fix all of the problems.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EKT08U...t=&hvlocphy=9003474&hvtargid=pla-309169612241

OH YEA. Got to get me one of those. Even if I cant use it the dog can.

Boosted Motorsports · Nov 9, 2017

hahah this thread is EPIC!

I seem to recall my 09 fold flat floor having metal legs while my 14 has these super wimpy plastic stilts. Unless I'm just thinking of our 05 quad cab fold flat.

RBAT · Nov 11, 2017

15bigblue said:
Seems like this handy little tool would fix all of the problems.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EKT08U...t=&hvlocphy=9003474&hvtargid=pla-309169612241

Look to the right of the ad and you can save a few bucks. "Buy used".

LOOSEWHEEL · Nov 12, 2017

Sitedrifter said:
get a room guys.. sheesh. Fvkin in the back is for teens LOL

CMil527 said:
geez get a room guys!

Some of us have. It’s commonly referred to as a Mega Cab........

Danno · Nov 12, 2017

Move out of mom and dads basement and you won't have that problem, besides we all know big girls go in the bed

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