Show us the perfect Woman, which you built in your home shop,
without sharing, detailed, step by step instructions, WITH PICTURES,
so we can create the same, for ourselves?
You, Sir, are truly an Evil Person.
Looks nice though.
Sure wish I knew how to do it.
FYI, this is your ONE free pass.
Nextime you do something , like this, ya be going on my Ignore List.
I don't need reminded, how much BETTER others have it, than me.
All of the above was intended to boost the OP's Confidence and let him how nice a job, he did.
This was done in a Jokingly, Sarcastic manner.
If you did not understand this, as you read the reply, please,
seek out a normal person and have them explain it, to you, in small Words.
A Normal person, generally, is one with a smile, on their face.
They do not wear their pants, hanging down to their knee's,
nor do they wear Striped pants, with Plaid shirts.
They also never wear W.W.E./Nascar, anything.
Though a ball cap branded with Tractor/Tractor Supply or even a fishing cap might be seen, in a casual setting.
Essentially, they do not look you, or any of your family members.
a Normal Persons Gene Pool is much more Diverse & runs Deeper.
Oh yeah, they also tend to have most of their Teeth.
Hence, the Smiles.
If, you do not readily see a normal person, in your area or locale,
then travel North or East, until one appears.
DO NOT GO SOUTH OR WEST>
South is more of the Same.
West is nothing but Cowboys, until you finally get to the Hippies,
on the Coasts. Neither of whom, has any common sense, basic intelligence
or Knowledge, about what is Proper or Right.
If you see Hippies, DO NOT DRINK THE WATER!!
It is strongly believed to change ones Sezual Orientation and Preferences.