Hemi395
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- Joined
- Mar 18, 2013
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- Location
- Cape Cod MA
- Ram Year
- 2013
- Engine
- 5.7 Hemi
So this has been a pretty stressful week at work for me. Nothing a little Hemi Foot can't cure
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I occasionally have a different type of Hemi foot... It's the "could if I want to Hemi foot". Once in a while I see some idiots and I know I could totally smoke them... but instead I just think, "I could leave you in the dust, but you honestly aren't worth the gas." It's there if I need it...but I don't always need to. Just knowing the 400+ horses are there is a good feeling.
-al
My now departed 88 5.0 LX did 0 to 60 in about 6.3 with a top speed of 143, so you guys can do the math, but thats not why I'm posting.
Hello, my name is ExpressRules and I'm a Hemi Footer.
Yesterday I was driving home and at a traffic light came side by side with a BMW 328. When the light changed i accelerated briskly and noticed the BMW was pretty heavy into the peddle in a way that made me believe he was not a hemi believer. So as he started to pull ahead slightly my foot suddenly gained weight with that pulled back with him. He didn't like that and kept accelerating hard, but it was useless.
As traffic was forming at the next intersection I came off the throttle and actually laughed out loud. It was a satisfying moment.
Is there a cure for this affliction?? Would a Hemi Foot Anonymous group be helpful??
Well my Hemi foot almost got me in trouble this morning. I was leaving the transfer station and I just got the itch to Hemi foot it. I hammered her and the magnaflow growled and echoed off the houses. Got to about 40mph when I saw the cop sitting there that wasn't there on my way in. I quickly let off the pedal but it was too late he saw the whole thing. It was a 25mph zone so I knew he was coming after me. Sure enough, lights came on and I just pulled over. He comes up to the door and I had my license and reg in hand. He let me off with a verbal warning and said "nice truck.". Whoops...
So.... does all this smoking of those other brands worry anyone about passing a drug test?
Hemi Foot got me caught at 104 this morning! State Trooper knocked it down to 80 in a 70 zone, Merry Christmas to me!
to 104 mph!