Discussion in 'Ram Clubs' started by Pull Ya, Aug 14, 2016.
I hope I'm wrong.
Where to Live After Retirement
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
You can Live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The four seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
You can Live in New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature".
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn.
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You can Live in Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You can Live in the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
You can live in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your t rip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
You can live in Florida where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
Good Mornin', Gents!
Sunny and about 34F, clear with a few clouds. There's a swirling breeze that has a bit of a bite to it, too. I've stood on all four sides of the truck and the breeze is still blowing on me. At least on the sunniest side, I get the sun while the cold breeze is trying to offset it. The trees are throwing some really long shadows this time of year. Dec 7 and I haven't heard one word to acknowledge it yet. After I ensure that the wife has a mug of coffee, I'm going to grab what's left and get warmed up. Dog wants to go out again. Again? Already? Have a good one, everybody!
Morning Gents. Another fogy, overcast morning. Just heard that none of the last 4 surviving US Arizona sailors will be able to attend the annual Dec service this year. To sick to travel. So much of our history and proud culture is passing away, forgotten and not being taught in school. Would not be surprised to see that God awful Senator from Hawaii introduce legislation next year to cancel the annual service. Looks like Trump nominated an AG that most R and D can agree on. Need to address the Clinton, DNC activity's whether the new House likes it or not. Going over today to see if I can help some friends with their investments. Ran across a fresh built 351 Cobra Jet motor yesterday. $1500. Thinking about my neighbors 66 Bronco. Got to talk to Dad first. Have the day you deserve guys.
Morning all, got all the critters fed, and even me, got a cup of JOE by the PC. Miserable day out, temp in the low 40's. Constant drizzle with some bad rain coming between now and Saturday afternoon. They predicting some areas get over 5" of rain, that not good. Looks like harder rain east of I 35, but we shall see. I sure as heck not need 5", 2-3" be ok. Gonna be blustery till next week and temps below freezing, grrrr, no MC riding for me.
PULLYA: Looks like u in the 2-3" range also.......
FITZ: Still pulling for U to get yer new ride.
FITZ: Gonna put a 351 in a Bronco, have U considered Wheelie bars, lol, not adding the front end changes, and moving mounts, Should if U undertake be a Heck of a Project,.
All PPL have a Great Day...
Yeeh, need to be careful, but I don't think my young neighbor will go crazy. I think his Dad will like the opportunity. Not sure he will want the project.
Yup, going from probably a straight 6 to a Big 351, that be different, but when completed, to use an old phrase, Be Cool, LOL
FITZ good luck on yer continued journey with RAM/FCA, have a Great Day
Added: back a long time ago, had 67 SS with 396 L4, 3 speed on da tree. Blew, put in upgraded 307, had to put air shocks on rear to lift to get vehicle level, LMAO, what a sight.....
Good morning to my senior brethren!
Beautiful day here today, sun, sun, sun. baking the leaves, leaves, leaves. Wifey has her trip home planned for next Wednesday, so will be here for Christmas. Unfortunately her sister passed and the funeral was today. Got up at 5 am, lit a candle and said some prayers for her. The way her sister wanted it. Next up for the truck it to get set up for my mobility scooter and lift.
Watched 41's funeral yesterday in Houston. I was much more personal then the state funeral in DC. No big surprise there. Loved the train, what a great way to take his final ride..
Great Friday to all!
Early afternoon guys--low 40's and drippy-suppose to get worst as the day goes on with the real rain to come this evening and tonight. Hoping for just a few inches but some area around here are expecting up to 6 inches. Waiting for a little break in the rain to take the mutt for his daily walk but things don't look very promising. Somehow a bunch of Xmas decorations appeared in the house so I'm thinking today is going to be devoted to putting up decorations. With just the two of us and the kids not coming to visit, going overboard on decorating doesn't excite me as much as it used to. But if it keeps the boss happy------I'm a happy camper---back to the coffee pot--have a great day guys
There were quite a few things in the lengthy proceedings that I'm glad I saw. I really liked the fly-over and probably best of all for me was the surprise and wave of emotion I felt when I thought the band was once again going to strike up "Hail to the Chief," but instead played our national anthem. I thought it was a great moment.
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