As I mentioned earlier. they are to prevent another Jayne Mansfield death.
if you do not know who she was, use your google fu, m8ee.
Remember the angst experienced by the guy who caught that ball in the World Series, a decade or so ago?
Death threats, ruined his Life?
Imagine how much worse it would be if your removal of the under carriage comparability brackets
ended up taking off Taylor Swifts head, in an accident.
I know, I know, Taylor Swift is no Jayne Mansfield Hottie
but she is the only young celeb, with rabid fan base, I could think of.
Seriously, Google Jayne Mansfield and Sophia Loren.
Excellent shot of Sophia "sneaking a peak" down Jayne's top.
They were, that Perfect.