Why do people SUCK so bad?!?

Dawgcentral · Jul 7, 2012

Most likely some kid with no real explanation other than the inherent stupidity that comes with some kids. Cutting yards in this summer's heat to pay for the damages would likely cure the brain damage and lousy attitude of these people.

Sagebrush2500 · Jul 7, 2012

Notorious said:
I would love to hear an explanation... although it would be very impressive for the person to be talking while I am pounding some common sense and courtesy into him with a 2x4.

2x4 works. Making him squirm and forcing him to answer the question: "why are you just a jacka$$" is a different sort of torture - especially if they know the beating's coming.

It all leads to my theory of what (in part) is wrong in this country: everyone's a victirm which gives them an excuse to behave in whichever way they want, which leads to a large segment of the population being unaccountable for the problems they cause the rest of us.

Notorious · Jul 7, 2012

Sagebrush2500 said:
2x4 works. Making him squirm and forcing him to answer the question: "why are you just a jacka$$" is a different sort of torture - especially if they know the beating's coming.

It all leads to my theory of what (in part) is wrong in this country: everyone's a victirm which gives them an excuse to behave in whichever way they want, which leads to a large segment of the population being unaccountable for the problems they cause the rest of us.

I also rather like the judicious application of household voltage at the 220V range to said ********. Maybe Chinese water torture? Or... just an eye for an eye and do something to their valuables... which might be tough since most of these pond **** do not have much in way of valuables....

HemiLonestar · Jul 7, 2012

WhiteRam said:
Are you sure it wasn't an ex-girlfriend?

Truck looks good now!

That was the first question the cop asked me...any pissed off ex I might have from 9 years ago (been married that long) would have to cross a minimum of 4 states and had to have been tracking me all day since I don't normally stop at the grocery store.

Sagebrush2500 said:
Glad to see a "happy ending" to this story. The only way it could be better would be to find the person responsible and give them an opportunity to explain their actions.

I'd LOVE to hear that one, but...

Notorious said:
I would love to hear an explanation... although it would be very impressive for the person to be talking while I am pounding some common sense and courtesy into him with a 2x4.

...I am more inclined to agree with this

Notorious · Jul 7, 2012

HemiLonestar said:
That was the first question the cop asked me...any pissed off ex I might have from 9 years ago (been married that long) would have to cross a minimum of 4 states and had to have been tracking me all day since I don't normally stop at the grocery store.

Hey, that's not out of bounds for some stalkers.:********:

Remember the astronaut lady that drove cross-country to kidnap her ex's girlfriend? She drove nonstop and wore diapers so she wouldn't have to stop the car at all for a break.

baulet · Jul 7, 2012

once a time during a car show (in france), it was a little ***** with a camera who though all was permitted as he had a (big) camera.
i was looking to him, doing is mess... and when he comes close to a Vette, i gone in survey mode on!
this little ******* wanted to open the car and probably take some shoots...
fortunately the Vette was locked, and he couldnt do its mess.
if EVER he oppened the Vette, i was ready to go on and learn him some good manners....
even if the Vette wasnt mine.
if i take a fellow doing what one did to your truck, i just destroy his face.
out of that, i'm a kind boy

))

Sagebrush2500 · Jul 7, 2012

Notorious said:
I also rather like the judicious application of household voltage at the 220V range to said ********. Maybe Chinese water torture? Or... just an eye for an eye and do something to their valuables... which might be tough since most of these pond **** do not have much in way of valuables....

Yeah, doubt they have much in the way of valuables ...

After my buddy and I turned this

Into this:

One of his friends asked if he could drive it so he could smash it into a brick wall - his logic was: "I don't have anything that nice so why should you?"

HemiLonestar · Jul 7, 2012

Notorious said:
Hey, that's not out of bounds for some stalkers.:********:

Remember the astronaut lady that drove cross-country to kidnap her ex's girlfriend? She drove nonstop and wore diapers so she wouldn't have to stop the car at all for a break.

Yes I do, she was a Navy Captain...didn't end well for her

Sagebrush2500 said:
Yeah, doubt they have much in the way of valuables ...

After my buddy and I turned this

Into this:

One of his friends asked if he could drive it so he could smash it into a brick wall - his logic was: "I don't have anything that nice so why should you?"

So I am assuming that dude was in reality functionally ********?

Sagebrush2500 · Jul 8, 2012

HemiLonestar said:
So I am assuming that dude was in reality functionally ********?

Sadly I think he was normal (which doesn't mean the "norm" isn't functionally ********) with a greater propensity for vocalizing his thoughts.

HemiLonestar · Jul 8, 2012

Sagebrush2500 said:
Sadly I think he was normal (which doesn't mean the "norm" isn't functionally ********) with a greater propensity for vocalizing his thoughts.

I have a very great propensity for vocalizing my thoughts (absolutely no filter, which doesn't always work out well in the military...), but my thoughts don't tend to be back asswards like that. That's like saying, hey, can I sink your boat, since I don't have one you shouldn't have one either.

Notorious · Jul 8, 2012

I had a guy tell me that once because he was jealous of some of my material belongings... he said it the his duty to take things away from me because I have too much stuff and he didn't have any. Scary that these people vote and reproduce.

BigDogg795 · Jul 8, 2012

Notorious said:
I had a guy tell me that once because he was jealous of some of my material belongings... he said it the his duty to take things away from me because I have too much stuff and he didn't have any. Scary that these people vote and reproduce.

Why not, that's the socialist way?

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Notorious · Jul 8, 2012

BigDogg795 said:
Why not, that's the socialist way?

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That's fine, as long as they stay in a socialist country with no right to vote and no property rights. If they want to think like that in a free capitalist country like America, they got a rude awakening coming.

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