Is my neighbour full of ****?

[Bunion]

OK... so he as a 2011 Long Horn or whatever horn.

He said he has a 4 inch exhaust. I think flowmaster and a air intake and some windmill or some ****. He said something about the motor gets more air and uses less gas with this windmill thingy.

He says just with those mods... He's got 440hp. He says it runs high 12's.

Am I being trolled?

 

[Wolfhound]

Sounds like a throttle body spacer and is full of ****.

 

[BAILEY1]

I'm throwing a BS flag on this one!!! He is full of BS.....

Tell him you got 500 HP just by farting in the seat.

 

[Bunion]

honestly, I knew it was not true. Those mods would not give you that much horsepower. He said he could put the injectors from the 6.4 and slap them on the hemi and get another 50hp. Is that another myth buster?

I also forgot he raised the front end 2 inches.

 

[DavidRam]

Tell him you just installed a jet engine in your truck, you now have 1500hp and you would like to race his windmill.

 

[BlackRamHemi]

Sounds legit to me

Here's my windmill...but its closer to 500whp because I DID install larger injectors

 

[Bunion]

I need to send him a bill for wasting 15minutes of my life. I've been trolled.

 

[Lhemi]

Him and Diablo sucks it....

 

[Burla]

Just screw his wife and get even.

 

[audio1der]

He's so full of **** that his eyes are brown.
Race him. It should be dead even.

 

[apepe0738]

Stock is a 3" exhaust. I would think with a 4" he would loose back pressure and HP, but I could be wrong? Also was he talking about a throttle body spacer? I thought of one of these when you said a windmill thing:

 

[apepe0738]

And the only way that engine is getting more air naturally aspirated is with a Ram-Air setup. Otherwise you would need a turbo or supercharger set up...

 

[Lhemi]

Those things work great!! They just don't do anything for HP, milage, manhood or any other thing that's important.

 

[Hemi_Express2013]

OK... so he as a 2011 Long Horn or whatever horn.

He said he has a 4 inch exhaust. I think flowmaster and a air intake and some windmill or some ****. He said something about the motor gets more air and uses less gas with this windmill thingy.

He says just with those mods... He's got 440hp. He says it runs high 12's.

Am I being trolled?

That's about 160Hp over stock. I want one, get a part number!!!

 

[xXAvroArrowXx]

Remember those kids in grade school that would brag about anything and everything that they had and it was so much better than what you had? They usually grow up and then just become your neighbor.

I just nod and say "Uh, huh.... Yeah... Oh... Really?.... Huh..." I don't bother trying to challenge the verbal diarrhea that's flowing. I just let him talk his peace then go home for a beer and shake my head.

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[Sybil]

OK... so he as a 2011 Long Horn or whatever horn.

He said he has a 4 inch exhaust. I think flowmaster and a air intake and some windmill or some ****. He said something about the motor gets more air and uses less gas with this windmill thingy.

He says just with those mods... He's got 440hp. He says it runs high 12's.

Am I being trolled?

Oh brother

 

[B-g-K]

Tell him you're adding a terba deezal for an extra 500 horse and 800 torque. Or even better make up something that sounds real and see if he starts telling people that.

 

[audio1der]

I was thinking more about this; did he just add the "This mod adds X Horsepower!" claims from each mod?

 

[GreenGoblin]

I would have believed his story if his truck had flames they add at least 150hp

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[earlzach]

One thing I've learnd is to never argue with the ignorant. They will only bring you down to their level and beet you with experience.