3 wrenches are gonna remove it bud,i'm not sure why you think you need a boatload of tools to unbolt 2 bolts and remove 2 lines.There's 2 bolts that bolt it to the frame that are the same size,so that's 2 wrenches,there's 2 lines to remove,that are the same size,that's 1 more wrench.You sure like to make things difficult don't you,lol.You better hand in your man card if you can't get it off in 10 minutes and spin a filter back onto the factory nipple.3 wrenches and a filter will easily fit under the seat. For you i might reconmend not doing the relocation kit though,as it might be out of your league ,seeing as how you think it's an impossible job to remove it