Hahaha, hater. I don't mind maintaining mine. "Sorry babe I have to go maintain the truck.... you got the kids! (Sound of a beer cracking open)"
Mine was more like
ME: Hey honey, the truck lost 4 mpg again, so i assume that ************* intake slipped off my throttle body again, and it's sucking in hot, dirty engine air from the china breather they give you to vent the crankcase
Wife: is that the same piece of garbage i told you not to buy. that you already had to glue and tape back together 5 times
ME: Yup...same one that holds a gallon of water and sludge in the intake hoses, and has completely rattled itself apart in 2 years.
Wife: Is water and sludge good for performance?
Me: No... No its not...
Wife:...