So, on the way to work yesterday, I happened to glance in my rearview mirror and was greeted by the dreaded, huge, white plume of smoke billowing from the rear. Immediately reminded of that scene from "Duel," I think "oh, ****" and pull over on the highway to examine. Man, it's been a long time since I had to park along the highway and forgot how much it sucks. Can't believe how many people just ignore your flashers and stay in the right frigging lane, especially the one ******* who was grazing the frigging rumble strips while passing me! Man, no wonder so many cops get hit by idiots while doing traffic stops on the highway.
Anyway, I get out of the truck and immediately notice a huge puddle of dark red fluid underneath. Pop the hood and couldn't help but laugh to see the ENTIRE engine bay covered in transmission fluid. Man, transmission fluid + hot headers equals lots of smoke and stink.
Turns out one of the cooler hoses had separated itself from the radiator after the hose clamp decided to let loose. Called the old man down, put the hose back one, went to Walmart and I cleaned out their entire 8-quart stock of ATF+4, went back and began filling the tranny back up. After four quarts and checking the level (engine running, cycling through the gears, leaving it in neutral), we managed to get the level into the "OK" range. Drove away, no problems. Drove back home, no problems but I checked the level again since it was good and hot then. Had to add another quart and a half, so I'll check the level after work.
I checked all the hose clamps and every one of them was loose. Man, any one of those four could have gone at any time. Tightened them up but I'm thinking of buying a new set this weekend and doubling them up. Definitely don't wanna go through this again any time soon, especially since I was fortunate to notice the issue when it did pop up. Few more minutes and the tranny would have been completely bled out and then I'd really have problems.