Thanks, again, all. Here is the update:
First, I called Chase and told them the situation. They said they would need to talk to the dealership and we did a menage trios (but minus the fun). I patched a call through and got the manager. As he began speaking, JP Morgan Chase informed them that this conversation would be recorded for the record. Although the manager was certainly displaced by this, there was "no news" to report and their finance office would be calling the bank back later. Chase responded that they would need their money back through way of cancelation. He did, however, said he would have answers by the end of the day.
Toward dinner time, I get a message that the other manager handing the "fraudulent" customer wasn't returning his messages, thus not having any info for me there.
I decided right then, that this truck was not right for me and I wouldn't wait around any longer. I told him we were wanting out and to have his people start looking for our next truck. I didn't want to play the guessing game anymore and want to cut all ties with the toxicity surrounding that truck. She was beautiful, but like a college summer fling, she will only be fond memories. Currently, his used car inventory guy, who was awesome last time buying from him, is already texting me and saying how he will fix this whole thing.
So, although there is little new news from the battlefront, there will be no forged truck in my life.
To put some hearts at ease out there, yes- I have two lawyers. No- I won't say the dealership because they still will make it right. Yes- the bank knows, but really all they cared about was getting their money back... literally. I will be asking about fixing my credit when it's almost all done. No- I haven't contacted BBB or any other board because they haven't shown me how they will make it better. If it's not up to *****, my lawyers will call the plays for the rest of the game. Thanks again to those out there- stay tuned.