Single ladies

[wermbang]

This ad was in my local craigslist under the free section
The ad reads, "FREE - Boyfriend - 50 years old (acts like he is 20) He sleeps all the time so you'll never even know he's around! Comes with 2 motorcycles and his dog. He will eat up all the food in the house so no need to buy a garbage disposal. not the dog, the boyfriend. Most of the time you wont know what he is talking about so no need to try and carry on a conversation with him. Just let him tell his stories and lies and he will be good. Oh and almost forgot to mention that you can talk about anything you want in front of him cause he never remembers anything. You don't ever have to try and think of what to get him on Birthdays or Christmas because he won't buy for you anyway. Some girl or guy please come and get him before I put him on the curb. BRING HELP as he is heavy. I am not able to keep him any longer due to health problems of my own. I AM SICK of HIM! Pictures upon request. God Bless You!"

 

[ramhunter9]

From the beginning of this threw the end .....ROCKET

 

[Musclemckeester]

Hahaha wow. CL is getting to be like ebay... you can find anything.

 

[wermbang]

From the TV station (yeah it's big news around here)
The woman tells KCCI.com that "this started out with one of my girlfriends posting that she needed a boyfriend on Facebook. I told her she could have mine and "YES" I was serious!! LOL...Of course the ad I posted on Craigslist was for venting. If it was only that easy to get someone to take him off my hands I would of posted the ad a LOOONG time ago! The ad made a lot of people laugh, including myself! Every time I look at him I bust out laughing! (If he only knew)"

She went on to say, "P.S. Don't worry, he won't see the ad because he had to ask what the website was for GOOGLE. He'll never figure out how to get on Craigslist or Face book! Heeeheeeheee"

 

[HemiBabe]

Hahahahahah that is sad in so many ways but seriously hilarious lmao

 

[Mad Cow]

That is awesome.

 

[Ms.MagnumSLT]

OMG! way to funny!!!

 

[KGBIGCOUNTRY]

That's to funny someone needs to shake that dudes hand for being famous in a small town

 

[wermbang]

Des Moines isn't that small

 

[bigbadram1500]

wow LOL

 

[Rebel_Lady91]

LMAO...too funny i guess one way to get reid of somebody..lol

 

[4XLGATOR]

Sounds like she is real winner too!

 

[wermbang]

Yeah so pretty there are no photos of her.

 

[4XLGATOR]

^ LOL


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