Total n00b here, hello. I am a relatively recent owner of a 2016 Ram 1500 3.6L, which I bought used in 2024. Hadn't had any issues so far, until yesterday morning. It was a little cold (for the Sonoran Desert, anyway) & there was a slight hesitation when starting. Ran errands all over metro Phoenix for several hours. After my final stop, at a gas station, it wouldn't start. Got a jump via jumpbox from AAA, went to take off but the engine died after about 30 feet. AAA jumped it again, this time it got me down the street but was throwing crazy messages, about the gear selector, ABS, &c. House was only a few miles away; managed to get it back here. Battery was four years old and shows 2v.
Took another vehicle today, bought an AGM from Walmart. Installed it. Nothing happens. No doorlocks. Dash dark. No fuel pump firing up. No cranking. No nothing.
I've looked around the forums a couple hours and likely I missed the very information I needed about installing the battery (this is my first "complicated" vehicle; I've driven pretty old vehicles up to now), and I probably missed the information I need to know how to proceed from here. In any case, I'm at a loss. I'd like to try to straighten this out myself rather than have it towed to some garage, if possible.
I throw myself on the mercy of the court ... what do y'all judge I ought to do?
(Don't mind at all if you say, "Hey, dum-dum--you missed three threads that discuss this very issue!")
Many thanks!
Doc