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Burla

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true story, I went on an avocado diet when I hit 240. All I did different was eat an avocado a day with chips for breakfast instead of meet. Now I need meet, so I eat it for lunch instead of breakfast. Long story short, I lost so much weight my pants were falling down. I was in walmart of all paces and my pants kept falling down, I ended up going to the truck to get some rope because my ******** forgot a belt. So I sympathize with this fella, maybe he just forgot his belt :)
 

RoadRamblerNJ

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true story, I went on an avocado diet when I hit 240. All I did different was eat an avocado a day with chips for breakfast instead of meet. Now I need meet, so I eat it for lunch instead of breakfast. Long story short, I lost so much weight my pants were falling down. I was in walmart of all paces and my pants kept falling down, I ended up going to the truck to get some rope because my ******** forgot a belt. So I sympathize with this fella, maybe he just forgot his belt :)
Nope. It's a prison thing that got picked up by the hood rats. Dropping your pants down means you're "spoken for". This is just stupid though. Maybe his diaper IS full.
 

McBroom

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Nope. It's a prison thing that got picked up by the hood rats. Dropping your pants down means you're "spoken for". This is just stupid though. Maybe his diaper IS full.

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BWL

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You can get yourself a new wife here at Walmart. Here's one of our new 2019 models.

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I think i better stick with gen 4 unless i develop a fantasy of kneading bread while screwing a navel. Somebody look that up to see if its a thing. I've already seen too much as is. Women with bunts should wear longer shirts.
 

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Sorry rufus and welcome to ramforum
 

RoadRamblerNJ

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^^I heard it meant available^^


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Blue Streak Pearl off-road
You might be right. IDK for sure. Never been to prison. Well, not exactly true. I used to make prison runs once in a while when our cells were filled. Only had 8 cells locally. Drove them to County Jail in a Chevy bread truck ***** wagon. 2 bench seats ran longways. They got cuffed to a bar. Couple of times had to "unintentionally" hit the brakes hard. Funny as ****, they'd all slide fwd and hit the partition. Thump, thump, thump. You could count them that way. ;)
 
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