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[16 mini Diesel]

What section are you trying to start a thread in? Almost every section, except the For Sale section, is open to you to start a thread in.

correct, I am trying to post in the 'wanted' section but it keeps saying:

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Anyway, my end goal is to ask if anyone that may be local-ish to me (Las Vegas) would like to trade their Sport or Rebel headlights and/or tail lights for my Laramie lights. Mine are from a 2016, no issues, chips or problems with them - except they are chrome and I dont like chrome.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

I'm trying to get to the min 50 posts to add a thread in the wanted section... more useless posts are forthcoming.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

e^x went to a party, but when the others saw that he wasnt having any fun they went up to him and told him he should integrate more...he said it wouldn't make a difference.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

A bar walks into a physicist... Oops, wrong frame of reference.

 

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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal were playing hide and seek. Einstein gives the other two some time to hide, and then comes looking. He finds Newton out in the open, standing in a square he had drawn on the ground. Einstein says, "found you", to which Newton replies, "no, you found one Newton per square meter; you found Pascal!"

 

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Hey girl, are you made of a Copper Tellurium compound? Because you're CuTe!

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Do i know any good jokes about sodium? Na

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Higgs Boson goes to the Vatican. The pope says "What you doing here Higgs?" Higgs replies "You can't have mass without me!"

 

[16 mini Diesel]

So a photon goes to the airport. When he gets to the bag check area the guard says "You don't have many bags." and the photon says "I'm traveling light."

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium batmannn!!

 

[16 mini Diesel]

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? It's impossible. You can't cross a scalar with a vector.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

An atom walks into a bar and says, "Help, I've lost an electron!"
The bartender says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

 

[16 mini Diesel]

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass
Beer

 

[16 mini Diesel]

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Classical conditioning

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;

10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others.

 

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Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


9. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

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Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


8. Consistently write three atoms of potassium as "***."

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not again... not again."

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My eyes!"