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[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


5. Deny the existence of chemicals.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


4. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


3. Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


2. Pop a paper bag at the crucial moment when the professor is about to pour the
sulfuric acid

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Top Ten Ways to get thrown out of a chemistry lab;


1. Show up with a 55-gallon drum of fertilizer and express an interest in federal buildings.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

What did the U-238 atom say to his U-235 friend when they were bombarded by neutrons?
-Keep yourself together!

 

[16 mini Diesel]

If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

 

[16 mini Diesel]

Almost there.. I would expect if you are reading this on page 5 of an into thread you like the bad jokes as well. Chime in if you know any others.

 

[RumRunner]

If you change your settings to 40 posts per page, then it's only page 2 Makes reading longer threads much easier....

 

[Hootbro]

there are 10 kinds of people in this world
those that understand binary and those that dont

 

[BBartow]

well