My Wife says I have too many Trucks

[Quick_Shifter]

My wife says I have too many trucks, I told her there is no such thing.
I had a dumpster delivered yesterday so I pulled my trucks into our
Cul-de-sac it’s rare that I have them parked in a line so I took advantage of the photo opportunity. 3 is not a lot how many trucks do ya’ll have?

 

[rule18]

You could tell her you're willing to get rid of one, but then you'd be out of work...

 

[shadowhawk]

well, you can get rid of the chebby for starters

 

[Quick_Shifter]

You could tell her you're willing to get rid of one, but then you'd be out of work...

I told her they all have a purpose Work Truck, Play Truck, Dog Truck
She says I don’t know why you need all them and I said I don’t know a lot of things so we’re even

 

[RamHondo]

TELL HER SHE HAS TOO MANY SHOES! LOL!

 

[sbarron]

you may have too many wives.

 

[JohnnyMac]

I got two.....

 

[ErnieBoling]

Can you trade the wife for another truck?

 

[Dice]

One of those is a van. So you have less than she thinks.
Looks like you should get another truck. So you have 3 like she thinks you do.

 

[BWL]

2 trucks and a 4 door el camino. Van for work, ram for play and avalanche for the dog I'm guessing. Seems like 2 are needed and the third is just a spare. Not sure I'd want to insure 3 trucks myself.

 

[reek]

I have 4 total. ram 2500 and 2 dodge d100 and one dodge d150. 2 of the dodges don't currently have motors in them though. wife has 1, a Tacoma.

 

[Hemi832]

The Ram and a ****.

 

[Tray Burge]

Can you trade the wife for another truck?

Now that's funny, I spit out my coffee!

 

[sbarron]

2 trucks and a 4 door el camino. Van for work, ram for play and avalanche for the dog I'm guessing. Seems like 2 are needed and the third is just a spare. Not sure I'd want to insure 3 trucks myself.

Wifey??? Is that you??

 

[sbarron]

Now that's funny, I spit out my coffee!

If interested, I'll trade you two ex-wives, one of whom is an ex stripper. Photos not available.

 

[mboymopar]

What does she know?
My wife says I have to many golf clubs.

 

[BWL]

If interested, I'll trade you two ex-wives, one of whom is an ex stripper. Photos not available.

Lol. Married a stripper. That's not what they're for.

 

[sbarron]

Lol. Married a stripper. That's not what they're for.

Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

 

[BWL]

Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

Probably at the bar trying to nail a stripper. Lol. Luckily I was too broke for one to marry me.

 

[Tray Burge]

Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

You must have had something to offer, stripers only liked me as long as the money was going into their G-string. lol
I was a bar tender in my younger days and only dated the waitresses because they (most) never went home with patrons and were usually pretty, in fact I married the last one I went out with 30+ years ago and still going strong.