It was a Bronco and not a Bronco Sport? I thought no dealerships had the Broncos yet. Personally I think the two door base model is pretty appealing. Manual transmission, 3.5K lb tow capacity, likely a smoother ride than a Jeep on road, good trunk space, and in base trim isn't too crazy expensive or heavy but should still be able to do just about anything I'd ask of it since I'm not a rock crawler type.
I want to try out one in Rapid Red with only options being the headliner, but I'd wait for the newness to wear off so prices come down as I'd imagine dealers will be scalping for the first few months.
I'd probably just throw on some LED lighting and paint the wheels black and call it a day.