norton333
Senior Member
- Joined
- Apr 22, 2017
- Posts
- 348
- Reaction score
- 386
- Ram Year
- 2016
- Engine
- Hemi 5.7
Bump, any word?
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*in old mans creaky voice*
Way back in the 2 thousand teens when I was a young spry fella... I dreamed that one day I could put a fancy dead pedal in my gal... Big Momma, just like they promised we could one day. That was back when she was younger, before the 5th generation trucks came out. Awe shucks, I hoped, I dreamed, but a dead pedal never happened.
Now the roads are full of them flashy new 5th gen trucks that have the wide faces and lights that look all squinty and shifty like them there snake oil salesman at the travelin carneeval!
Sometimes when I get the gumption, I'll get my walker and make my way out to that ole RAM and climb up in her and pretend it's 2018 again and the dreams came true for me and all the other 4th gen owners... and I'll hold my foot like they finally did make us dead pedals. Just close my eyes and pretend I still had hair and she finally has a dead pedal.
*in old mans creaky voice*
Way back in the 2 thousand teens when I was a young spry fella... I dreamed that one day I could put a fancy dead pedal in my gal... Big Momma, just like they promised we could one day. That was back when she was younger, before the 5th generation trucks came out. Awe shucks, I hoped, I dreamed, but a dead pedal never happened.
Now the roads are full of them flashy new 5th gen trucks that have the wide faces and lights that look all squinty and shifty like them there snake oil salesman at the travelin carneeval!
Sometimes when I get the gumption, I'll get my walker and make my way out to that ole RAM and climb up in her and pretend it's 2018 again and the dreams came true for me and all the other 4th gen owners... and I'll hold my foot like they finally did make us dead pedals. Just close my eyes and pretend I still had hair and she finally has a dead pedal.
I am willing and able. I live in Vancouver, just across I-5 bridge from Portland.