A How Do They ?

[Rado]

I was wondering how does a Seagull Crap on your drivers door window not once but 3 times ?
With NO wind ?
How can a Seagull that craps out a 4 lb **** fly ?
Does he save it up for weeks for the right target ?
And at 80 * and sunny they do bake on :O
Anyone with the ID of those birds let me know as I am saving up a extra special deuce for them lol

 

[ExpressRules]

Maybe he had diarrhea.

 

[meedom]

Maybe they target certain colors???

 

[MarshRam]

I'm know these little motherf.....s well. They are everywhere out here. I have roof racks, they just love hanging out on my roof racks. Here you go:

1) They sit on your roof and hang their ass over your door. Plop, plop plop...

2) 4lbs of **** is when they hop/jump their way to their intended target.

3) All they do is eat and ****, non-stop.

4) Yep, just as if it came out the oven, get it off your paint quick!

5) Come hang out with me, we're gonna need more than an extra special deuce though. I know where they are. We will need some weaponry not available to the civilian population to make any impact that amounts to anything.

P.S. When barbecuing, ensure you have people standing guard. They may not be smart birds, but they sure as hell strategize and work as a team, until one of them gets some food, then there's no team. It's just MINE, MINE, MINE!

 

[MADDOG]

Get some tactical, bird sensing, automatic shotgun turrets with laser targeting devices.

Works every time...

 

[TRCM]

and if someone ****** you off, just toss some french fries on the roof of their car.....those suckers will scratch it all up fighting over them

 

[averageguy]

I hauled some stone into a power plant and the seagulls use the property every year for a nesting site and they don't allow you to disturb them. There were thousands of them. I assume its what hell smells like, sounds like, and looks like.

 

[FXCLM5]

go to the beach, or a bay

bring some alka seltzer

let your hatrid for seagulls go free!

feed them alka seltzer then enjoy the show!

 

[RoadRamblerNJ]

I'm know these little motherf.....s well. They are everywhere out here. I have roof racks, they just love hanging out on my roof racks. Here you go:

1) They sit on your roof and hang their ass over your door. Plop, plop plop...

2) 4lbs of **** is when they hop/jump their way to their intended target.

3) All they do is eat and ****, non-stop.

4) Yep, just as if it came out the oven, get it off your paint quick!

5) Come hang out with me, we're gonna need more than an extra special deuce though. I know where they are. We will need some weaponry not available to the civilian population to make any impact that amounts to anything.

P.S. When barbecuing, ensure you have people standing guard. They may not be smart birds, but they sure as hell strategize and work as a team, until one of them gets some food, then there's no team. It's just MINE, MINE, MINE!

I lived at the Jersey Shore for 11 years. MarshRam knows Seagulls! First fish my son ever caught was a seagull. Manasquan Inlet. Cast his pole while Fluking and pulled one of those motherf*****s right out of the air! Stupid women said she was gonna call the cops because he "did it on purpose" Really? I asked her how it felt. She said "how what felt"? I said being that effin stupid. She left.

 

[SYKRAMMAN]

go to the beach, or a bay

bring some alka seltzer

let your hatrid for seagulls go free!

feed them alka seltzer then enjoy the show!

Isn’t that a myth?

 

[FXCLM5]

Yes

 

[RoadRamblerNJ]

Naaa. Doesn't work. They know, they see it in your eyes . The ones in Jersey are street smart. You try that here, they go **** on your car and your wife/girl friend. Either way, bad day.

 

[Rado]

Imagine if you will Sea Gulls eating a bunch of Ex Lax :O You have now entered the Twilight Zone :O ( You young pups won't get it lol) The Theme song

 

[MarshRam]

Haha... The last.thing they need is some ex lax. Please don't give them ex lax!

 

[Casper]

I was wondering how does a Seagull Crap on your drivers door window not once but 3 times ?
With NO wind ?
How can a Seagull that craps out a 4 lb **** fly ?
Does he save it up for weeks for the right target ?
And at 80 * and sunny they do bake on :O
Anyone with the ID of those birds let me know as I am saving up a extra special deuce for them lol

xxxx

Okay Shipmate, think about it. They're Sh_t-birds. They eat fish or garbage and turn it into that disgusting green and white liquid splat.

It's their life and existence. They're obviously well practiced, and good at it.
As far as multiple simultaneous shots on target, I bet he had gas and it broke up his stream into gobbets of yiltch.

Triple tap on you--like walking a stream of bombs onto a target.

 

[Casper]

Haha... The last.thing they need is some ex lax. Please don't give them ex lax!

xx
I remember a media scandal a couple decades ago in Corruptifornia after someone fed Fizzies (soda flavored tablets like Alka-Seltzer) to seagulls and caused their disgusting carcasses to rupture.

The greenies threw a hissy-fit and demanded an inquisition.

D@mn, I wish I'd thought of that--hate them Sh*t-birds

 

[Rado]

xx
I remember a media scandal a couple decades ago in Corruptifornia after someone fed Fizzies (soda flavored tablets like Alka-Seltzer) to seagulls and caused their disgusting carcasses to rupture.

The greenies threw a hissy-fit and demanded an inquisition.

D@mn, I wish I'd thought of that--hate them Sh*t-birds

They can be a ****** bird lol but they are great scavengers and help keep the beach's clean some as well as good dump pickers ! Sucks they **** alot lol

 

[LCACER]

I was wondering how does a Seagull Crap on your drivers door window not once but 3 times ?
With NO wind ?
How can a Seagull that craps out a 4 lb **** fly ?
Does he save it up for weeks for the right target ?
And at 80 * and sunny they do bake on :O
Anyone with the ID of those birds let me know as I am saving up a extra special deuce for them lol

I remember parking by a light pole (mistake) years ago at the naval station, some seagull crapped out at snickers wrapper on the hood of my car!!! Scavengers!!!

 

[Rado]

I remember parking by a light pole (mistake) years ago at the naval station, some seagull crapped out at snickers wrapper on the hood of my car!!! Scavengers!!!

LOL

 

[McBroom]

Isn’t that a myth?

Rice works on all birds


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