I'll bite:
1970 Honda CB450, drove till I was 17 to avoid driver ed class.
1969 Dodge Charge R/T, paid 700, totaled twice, put 5k into it in 2 years sold for 250. Too much car for a 17 year old kid.
1969 Chevelle SS 396 4 speed, paid 350, needed another car as charger was always in the body shop or trany shop.
1969 Camaro ss, auto paid 250 because I totaled the Chevelle.
1960? International pick up, free, new FIL gave it to me, lasted a month, lost brakes totaled.
1966 Olds Dynamic 88. awesome car, free, grandfather gave it to me when I totaled IH pickup. Smashed olds twice, second time totaled.
1969 Triumph Bonneville, chopped, front tire fell off, crashed and burned.
1963 Dodge Coronet 383 mag auto
1963 Dodge Coronet 318 auto, twin parts car, history had proven I may need a few body panels, sold both to a registry cop before I wrecked them.
1970 Chrysler Newport, 2 door sled, HUGE car, totaled, first one not my fault so I was feeling good about it.
1974 Ford Elite, first car to make it to trade in.
1985 Monte Carlo SS, ordered new, took 7 months to get it, had 1 year, was stolen.
1986 Blazer s10 tahoe, pos.
1985 F150 4x4, 4 speed with granny gear.
1986 Buick Skyhawk...................
1991 Ford ranger, good truck
1993 Ford F150
1993 Pontiac Bonneville
1998 Ford Explorer
1993 Volvo 850
1994 Volvo 850
1996 Volvo 850 turbo
1998 Volvo S70 turbo
1998 Ford Expedition, loved this one!
2003 F250
2002 F150 FX4
2004 Mustang GT, stick, 4.10's, racing clutch, 100 shot NOS, Quick little 4.6!
2005 F150 FX4
2010 Lincoln MKZ AWD
2015 Toyota rav4
2015 toyota 4 runner
2016 toyota tundra limited cc, 5.7, 4.30's
2021 Ram limited.
I may of missed a few but,
Moral of the story, Take your f$@&ing driver ed classes!