Haha seriously! Funniest thing happened yesterday. I got home from work and he was playing on the floor, crawling around. About 5 minutes later, he's screaming in pain. You know, the kind of scream where your like "He got hurt!"
Ran over there quick and there's nothing around him or anything and he's still screaming like he's being tortured.
Take off his socks and clothes, and still screaming. I'm like, is there something in his diaper. Seconds later he stops and is completely content.
I check his diaper, and there's a fresh, rock hard, abnormally large log in there. Guess the little guy had his first painful **** lolz.