My best deer-hit story was I was in a rush to get to the dentist. 10 AM nice sunny day in the fall. Jetta TDI. Dentist office is 1/2 hr away, I have it timed out pretty well.
I drive through a particular town and get up to 60 on a nice newly re-done state highway. Plenty of room on each side to see. And there weren't any trees in this area anyway, just empty fields. Suddenly, out from the tall grass (in the ditch) ..the only tall grass along the road, dart 3 deer. Full speed. I hit the brakes HARD immediately but they were spread out, there was no way to evade them. The first deer was slightly ahead and I managed to miss that one. The second deer I clipped pretty lightly on the front pass corner, and spun it around. The third trailing deer whacked right into my passenger's door. It did a face-plant right across the pass window. I could literally see the "Oh Crap!! look on the deer's face and in it's eyes! It was the strangest thing! That short moment slowed down in time.
I didn't have time to stop, and dilly-dally, or I'd be late. I'd probably be late as it was, and still had 20 min to go. So I kept going. I could see in the Rear view mirror, the deer didn't look hurt, just stunned ....and scampered back where they came. Not even limping.
The whole way there I kept thinking to myself, "Darn! That's had to cream the side of the car!!" I finally get there, park and get out to observe the damage as I head into the dentist office. Darn if there wasn't one scratch or observable dent! A little fur up by the headlight and near the door handle. That was it! I was stunned. I assumed it was going to be quite pushed in. The deer must have hit it just right.
It was a busy workweek. About a week later I was driving home in the dark on a rural road, and it occurred to me, I forgot to call the insurance company and let them know because I did later detect the door handle was pushed in a little on the pass side. Just as I *thought* that sentence, a big buck ran across the road and I hit it pretty hard! IDT I killed it. It didn't cream the vehicle, just dented the hood and fender. Between those two deer hits and the bodyshop found a couple dents in the rear quarter panel they said looked like deer hoof dents (they weren't but I didn't raise my hand) I got 3/4 of the car repainted.
But yeah, IDT any deer were killed in this collision, but I'll never forget the look on that deer's face that planted against the pass window!!
