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In my world "old retired" and "fist full of money" should and could never be used in the same sentence. :favorites13:
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What?!?!? No stance??!?!? No light barz??!?? Lame-o's need to get with the times....:naughty:

I've seen some fugly accessories but this is pretty brutal......
 
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Gaudy is gaudy. I would expect the same reaction regardless.

These "faux" dealership packages are nothing new. The only things that is a little jaw dropping is the $20K+ price tag premium. I am sure there is some old retired snow bird with a fist full of money that will buy this and not blink an eye.


Right, that's exactly who will buy it. Some rich middle aged guy who grow up watching Walker Texas Ranger. lol

Chuck Norris is now looking for the OP to "discuss" associating him with that abomination.

You're right, I don't want to be on Chucks bad side..:roflsquared:
 

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Middle age that "grew up watching" ? Let's see 1993-2001 original series. So about 1985 b day so 30's and late 20's is the new middle age[emoji851][emoji6][emoji16]
 

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Hey, for that price it should have spinners, lights underneath and hydraulic lift kits to do that showy bounce s**t!

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Middle age that "grew up watching" ? Let's see 1993-2001 original series. So about 1985 b day so 30's and late 20's is the new middle age[emoji851][emoji6][emoji16]

Crap I didn't know I was middle aged already at 29. Guess I better have a mid life crisis and go buy that hellcat challenger I want lol
 
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Crap I didn't know I was middle aged already at 29. Guess I better have a mid life crisis and go buy that hellcat challenger I want lol

I would buy a hellcat now if I could afford it. Guess I gotta wait tell the mid life crisis. lol
 
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Crap I didn't know I was middle aged already at 29. Guess I better have a mid life crisis and go buy that hellcat challenger I want lol

I would buy a hellcat now if I could afford it. Guess I gotta wait tell the mid life crisis. lol



Oorrrr how about a really nice 2016 RAM 1500 Laramie that can tear it up offroad with a/t tires and a really sick roll bar and she also is a show stopper with big 20 inch rims
 

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Oorrrr how about a really nice 2016 RAM 1500 Laramie that can tear it up offroad with a/t tires and a really sick roll bar and she also is a show stopper with big 20 inch rims


I prefer my silver Laramie and I paid less than 40 lol

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WTF does someone own a time machine? how the hell did they get all those 1984 parts on a new dodge?

That's what I was thinking. Where the heck do you go to buy a triple roll bar in 2016?
 
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actually, the combination "gun safe" would be nice to have as an option in general. the five-peso's, just plain gravy...

Yeah, I remember seeing that last year but it's not a texas ranger truck without the roll bars. lol
 
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You can buy the gun safe at Cabela's.


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