Did you just get a new phone Gofishn,even standing on my head this is still not all that easy to make heads or tails of,lol
a P H O N E ?
I must take exception.
Those Hieroglyphs were made, using an ergonomic keyboard, connected to a desktop monitor, with the biggest darn monitor I can fit inside my Desks upper Hutch.
If I had ever used a smart phone for Posting here, the spelling would look like it came from a Drunk, texting on a Ship, during a Typhoon.
A P H O N E?
I turn my phone 'on' to make calls.
If ya ain't in my address book, it will not ring.
Not only that but it not make any noise, at all, unless someone from my address book, calls me.
texts?
Nope. No Noise, what-so-ever.
If ya can't be bothered to call, I can't be bothered to give two craps that you texted.
I have a smart phone, SOLELY so I can use NWS RADAR
Google it.
Put it on your homepage or whatever they call that screen on your phone when you bring it out of sleep mode.
It has saved my life, many times.
Middle of the Lake, "Oh, what's that? Look at those Clouds. Looks Bad. Think we should head to the boat ramp?"
No longer.
Now, we can sit and watch all the nervous Nelleys leave and catch their fish too.
or
We are the first ones, with our boat loaded up and pulling out of the water, as they all come hauling **** to the dock.
Use my Phone to see a website page?
Oh, he!! no.
Try to type on my Phone?
You see how bad I do when I use a Big honking keyboard.
See, when I was in High School, only Girls took Typing.
Couple guys tried to take Typing because, well, Girls took typing.
They even signed up for it but the Typing teacher made it plain, they were not getting into her class.
Though I do think there was boy, that took it, but he wasn't really a 'Boy'.
Super Nice Kid, never got any Grief, from anyone, but he was a different kid of guy.
Took P.E. with the Girls too.
Lucky bass-****
Now, I am self taught Typist.
Which means I got 2 fingers, T W O, that know how to type.
One of them is usually digging for treasure
OR
Making sure that skid mark, on my underwear, is good and brown, by digging in.
So, now, you know.
probably too much
EDIT:
I would like to point out. I took Time, made extra effort, even went back and proofed read it about 9,087,678 times, in oreder to present a clearn and concise replay, that based on this sites timer, took me exactly 31 minutes to create. EVEN with the Errors you see.
31 minutes, which, for me, seemed an Eternity.
'Darn fingers are sore,my knuckle joints are throbbing and, worst of all,
my Butt feels squishy because I've been farting and not wiping the extra fuel on my SKID MARK!