Dusty, I factory defaulted lighting 2-3 times (as mentioned earlier). You're right, like it's "stuck". Didn't work. BUT now I think I might be getting somewhere.
AlfaOBD was spitting out only the rear ground faults on tails. Replaced the sockets. I installed OBDLink from the play store and ran it for errors. It can only read and clear, no write. Sure enough, the front left and right park/directionals were showing ground shorts. I checked the front park/directionals for continuity. Nothing, zip, nada, no continuity. AH-HA! Not showing fronts as faults (just rears) in Alfa, but showing in OBDLink AND no continuity when metered. So, I cleared errors, I took front right socket out, turned on directional and sure enough, "Parking Light Out" shows up, along with "Right Front Turn Signal Out".
Get this, Mopar doesn't sell the front socket inserts (just the tail inserts). YOU HAVE TO BUY THE ENTIRE HEADLIGHT ASSEMBLY, just to get the park/directional socket insert (because it comes with it). UNBELIEVABLE!
So now I matched up the front socket with a pigtail and I'm going to cut out the front park/directionals out and wire in the pigtails, without the need for removable sockets. They should be here tomorrow.