My Wife says I have too many Trucks

Quick_Shifter · Mar 26, 2019

My wife says I have too many trucks, I told her there is no such thing.
I had a dumpster delivered yesterday so I pulled my trucks into our
Cul-de-sac it’s rare that I have them parked in a line so I took advantage of the photo opportunity. 3 is not a lot how many trucks do ya’ll have?

rule18 · Mar 26, 2019

You could tell her you're willing to get rid of one, but then you'd be out of work... :happy175:

shadowhawk · Mar 26, 2019

well, you can get rid of the chebby for starters

Quick_Shifter · Mar 26, 2019

rule18 said:
You could tell her you're willing to get rid of one, but then you'd be out of work...

I told her they all have a purpose Work Truck, Play Truck, Dog Truck
She says I don’t know why you need all them and I said I don’t know a lot of things so we’re even

RamHondo · Mar 26, 2019

TELL HER SHE HAS TOO MANY SHOES! LOL!

sbarron · Mar 26, 2019

you may have too many wives.

JohnnyMac · Mar 26, 2019

I got two.....

ErnieBoling · Mar 26, 2019

Can you trade the wife for another truck?

Dice · Mar 26, 2019

One of those is a van. So you have less than she thinks.
Looks like you should get another truck. So you have 3 like she thinks you do.

BWL · Mar 27, 2019

2 trucks and a 4 door el camino. Van for work, ram for play and avalanche for the dog I'm guessing. Seems like 2 are needed and the third is just a spare. Not sure I'd want to insure 3 trucks myself.

reek · Mar 27, 2019

I have 4 total. ram 2500 and 2 dodge d100 and one dodge d150. 2 of the dodges don't currently have motors in them though. wife has 1, a Tacoma.

Hemi832 · Mar 27, 2019

The Ram and a ****.

Tray Burge · Mar 27, 2019

ErnieBoling said:
Can you trade the wife for another truck?

Now that's funny, I spit out my coffee!

sbarron · Mar 27, 2019

BWL said:
2 trucks and a 4 door el camino. Van for work, ram for play and avalanche for the dog I'm guessing. Seems like 2 are needed and the third is just a spare. Not sure I'd want to insure 3 trucks myself.

Wifey??? Is that you??

sbarron · Mar 27, 2019

Tray Burge said:
Now that's funny, I spit out my coffee!

If interested, I'll trade you two ex-wives, one of whom is an ex stripper. Photos not available.

mboymopar · Mar 27, 2019

What does she know?
My wife says I have to many golf clubs.

BWL · Mar 27, 2019

sbarron said:
If interested, I'll trade you two ex-wives, one of whom is an ex stripper. Photos not available.

Lol. Married a stripper. That's not what they're for.

sbarron · Mar 27, 2019

BWL said:
Lol. Married a stripper. That's not what they're for.

Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

BWL · Mar 27, 2019

sbarron said:
Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

Probably at the bar trying to nail a stripper. Lol. Luckily I was too broke for one to marry me.

Tray Burge · Mar 27, 2019

sbarron said:
Where were you with that sage advise 20 years and several hundred thousand dollars ago?

You must have had something to offer, stripers only liked me as long as the money was going into their G-string. lol
I was a bar tender in my younger days and only dated the waitresses because they (most) never went home with patrons and were usually pretty, in fact I married the last one I went out with 30+ years ago and still going strong.

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