I do actually. I promise. I did chuckle about the nuts in a cryogenic freezer.
I hear people all the time say they get burned by leather seats in the summer, and just do not agree that will happen, unless you're driving around naked, or into wearing the super shorty shorts, which could be your thing, I don't know. Even then, it might be uncomfortable for a few seconds, but chances of it actually burning you are pretty slim.
I'm getting older though, so I'm not into today's fashion trends of shorter everything (pants that do not cover the top of the shoe or even the ankle for that matter, suit coats with sleeves that are too short, and shorts that are only mid thigh in length at best). My shortest pair of shorts are just above the knee, and offer total protection from bare skin on any vehicle's seats.