Not saying you're lying, but I do have to point out something I've noticed.
Go to a ram forum, and most people will tell you the hemi's lifter/cam issues are way overblown, and actually happen to a small minority of units, but Ford transmissions are junk.
Go to a Ford forum, and most people will tell you the transmission issues are way overblown, and actually happen to a small minority of units, but rams are junk and almost guaranteed to throw lifters at low mileage.
I have both and my units work fine. But my ram does wear steer tires quickly.
I bet if you go to a GM forum, or Toyota, you'll be told their imperfections are exxagerated too, or at the very least, that their brand is the lesser of all evils, or no worse than the competition. Seems to be a recurring theme among each group.