The Wife and I went to Port Huron, MI. for my brothers 70th birthday. We decided to go to the Canada side of Niagra Falls for an overnight.
We drove across the Blue Water Bridge and stopped at the checkpoint. The CA border agent asked where we were going. I replied, "Niagra Falls." He then asked, "What are you going there for?"
The sarcasm started welling up inside me, and I immediately thought about Bill Engvall (Here's your sign.....lol). But, I swallowed the sarcasm, and said retorically, "To see the falls?"
I'm so glad I wasn't a smart-a$$, because on the way back into the US, we saw a couple cars pulled off to the side, being pretty much dismantled (seats pulled out, etc.).
Very glad.